Question: Do you really think Troop who A) who has to wear this hat all shift and II) is regimented enough to, ya know, be a Troop is gonna think your footloose and fancy free drivin' style is funny while being tasked with enforcing the highway laws?
Answer: No. Enjoy that fine hoss!
Lastly, while you driving skillz lead me to believe you're a bloomin' idiot, you should know that it also makes me think you're driving the highways and byways whackin' off. Yep, that's right, in addition to thinking your a bad driver I think you're a public chicken choker, so congratulations dumbass you've also got that goin' for ya. 'Tis a banner day indeed.
P.S. When I inevitably see the headline, "Dumbass Looses Leg In Crash", I'll know it's you. And I will be laughing my ass off.
It's me, BBG. I'm sorry I'm such an ass.