~Hey Baldy

BBG Admission:

I dig a bald man.

(Not one specifically, ok, several specifically, but I'm not speaking of one in particular.) 

(I do not understand this concept at all.)

The second best guy is a guy with hair, in my opinion.  (Apologies fully folicled men.  I'm not a hair h8tr or anything.  [...Hummmm.  I'm disappointed that turning that hip and coooool "h8tr" wasn't more fun than that.  Is it official?  Am I old?]  I'm a fairly equal opportunity guy like-er, and certainly don't discriminate against those with full and lush locks.)

I'm an appreciator of everything from brissily, blunt wee hair nubbin's to a smooth as a newborn baby's ass.  I seemingly have an unmanageable internal compulsion to take (create?) any/every opportunity to touch a bald head.  (<-- yes, bald men everywhere consider that your warning)  I love a feel-y head and find a shiny dome sexy.  Therefore, I have trouble imagining why in the world a guy living in this era would have any issues regarding a retreating hairline expanding forehead. 

Yet, apparently, some still do (click) (P.S.  I'm not buyin' that 'for work bullshit'). 

Bad...wait, no need for redundancy Comb overs still roam the earth...

As do bad, wait, there are no good toupees...

(And if Chuck Fuckin' Norris can't

pull it off there is no hope for a mere mortal man.)

(Random mid-post confession:  One of my favorite Chuck Norrisisms?  A:  Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.  For more Chuck Norrisisms [click])

Listen, if anyone knows what it's like to feel like society generally says that your natural state of you-neses is not the pinnacle of attractiveness, it's me, a chunky monkey girl.  Personally, I don't subscribe to it, but I acknowledge it exists.  And just like I don't buy into the perception that thin (or blond and blue, or 5'4", or whatthefuckever) is the only measure that can be considered attractive, XY-ers shouldn't buy into this bullshit that hair atop your dome makes or breaks you.

I'm a pretty big believer in there being grace and honor in being comfy with who you are.  Or in the terminology my peeps, LB2'd and Mrs. Mackey have coined; "just be who you is".  Fine.  Grammatically sketchy, yet ya gotta admit, colorful and wildly sage advice.  

Being you and being at peace with you, breeds a sexy confidence that doesn't go unnoticed.  The average lookin' guy who is settled and cool with his outer shell is waaaaaaay more attractive than some super great looking guy who's cocky (or worse yet, insecure an in need of constant reassurance about his look) after about 3 minutes.  ...Which because I know some guys, isn't probably good enough, because ideally you'd like every boob'd persons pants to fall off at the sight of you.

(Attention Men:  This is sarcasm.  Back to reality.)

Granted, a bald guy isn't for every woman.  Guess what?  A chunky monkey girl isn't for every man either.  Just like a small guy isn't for me.  (And yes, you can take that anyway you want.  ...Same rule applies.)  Everybody has some physical deal breaker that isn't for them.  But why the fuck would ya wanna have to overcome something that is the real you to have someone dig you?  You wouldn't.  Fine.  Some people would.  Ya shouldn't. 

Don't despair, there are plenty of girls who feel that bald is not only beautiful, but dare I say better.  Which is good news for the estimated 80 million baldy's in the U.S.

During my random wandering of the interweb I discovered a place where you can test out your bald look (click).  It also provided these examples of what some famous peeps would look like sans hair:

...Proving that most men look, if not better, certainly, not worse for their lack of hair.  Baldy's of the world unite!  Show your shiny ass scalps proudly.  Embrace your smoove dome and learn to love it.  And don't be alarmed when a BBG touches it.

~Hey Baldy