Mom is an RN. Before that she was a Police Officer.
Dad was a Police Officer. Before that (& ALWAYS)
a Marine. So you're damn straight this is one
of my favorite quotes.
I have, let's call 'em general plans if I have to kill an actual person. Which I am always prepared to have be a possibility.
I have one way to kill a person in every room. Some rooms have two. They're not all the same and are easily accessible without being visible, or recognized on sight. In my life I have only told one person the entirety of the weaponry at hand. Ok. I just told a fib. He knew all but one. (He: my live in police officer beau) I just thought it was prudent to have a hold back in case I ever had to kill him. (shrugs) Look, if there's anything life has taught me at every fucking chance it's had it's that you can't be 100% sure of what tomorrow is gonna bring. (Oh. I see that that seems borderline bat shit crazy, and for an accountant's kid it would be. As a copkid, my Dad would never speak to me again if he thought BBG HQ wasn't tactically tricked out.) BBG Fun Fact: The first move you make that let's me know it's to-the-death time? I've already decided I'm going to kill you.
I am not the continually loosin' my shit type. I've never thrown a plate in anger so the universe is pretty fuckin' safe from me ever throwin' bullets because some dolt is tickin' me off. Plus, I place a high value on the absurd, and the fixin's of a good story.
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Another feline present:
Bloody ass egg on my deck
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