I'm a big fan of a multi-taskin' tool which is exxxxactly what caught my fancy with this man gift. A collar stay that allows a guy to fix a lil' sumthin'-sumthin', open my beer
If you're searching for the perfect gift that says, 'I'm a narcissistic asshole', then kidz, I gotcha alllll taken care of. I'm not sure a present to another person is supposed to imply that you think somehow their life can be improved by having a you doll? With that said?
In celebration of several states going all weed legal 'n all, and for those of you still scratchin' your head for a gift for your favorite pothead I'm pleased to present Cannabis Scented Incense
I'm hopeful that next year the inventors of that ubiquitous (if you've been on YouTube recently) poo spray (in case you haven't seen it) will be marketing poo spray that smells like a roadside portapotty!
In other, I'm-amused-by-things-that-are-what-they-are-items news. Or as I like to think of 'em as-- fantastic clusterfucks of irony, is a gift that is mind-blowingly spectacular. Nay. Boobtacular. While I've never owned a pastie, I can't conceive of a better pasties than an actual nip pastie. And I can't imagine what girl wouldn't love the ability to hide her nipples by displaying anatomically correct fake felt nips? Nipple Nipple Pasties
For the glug-glug-ers on your list I like a gift that monitors and alerts the recipient that they are taking too long to get tipsy. A great gift for anyone on your list that makes you think, 'ya know, I like (insert name here) better when s/he's got a lil' booze on board'. Problem solved. You're welcome. Wine Glasses w/ 10 Minute Stem Timer
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