...But on the other hand, it's cotton candy flavored booze y'all! And let's face it there is absolutely no fuckin' way I can live a life knowing there's cotton candy hooch out there and not give it a whirl.
However, as would exactly be my luck, they were out of it. (a single 1970's Indian by a trashy road tear sloooooowly drops down a BBG cheek)
However squared, as would be exactly my luck I returned to BBG HQ to discover this:
But I know it's someone either on this exchange or someone who saw this crazy ass conversation:
As you know, I love, love, love to bitch and complain
And some of the best 'stuff' I have are my friends. Of course because I am
So an Open Letter to my friends~
(And no, I'm not really tipsy and gettin' all mushy. I've only had one shot and you know a BBG can hold her booze better than that.)
As you know, I make a pretty big distinction between friends and acquaintances. Acquaintances are fun to be around. But a friend, while fun to be around is something to be valued. Some of you I talk to daily. Some of you are I see far too infrequently. Regardless, you are my friend because you add to my life. You bring me laughter, comfort and
I don't say it often enough to any of you, well, because, look how fuckin' awkward I am at it-- even with time to think before some crazy confluence of words comes tumblin' outta my mouth, but for the official record:
- I care about and love you.
- That doesn't mean I think you're perfect. Some of you are asses (Jorge Estrada, Evil E, Jeffery Dahmer, Potatohead, etc.), but I care about and love you anyway. Trust me, I'm fully aware that you all take the same approach with me. (Again, just keepin' it real.)
- I think of you more often than you know. In fact, the other night whilst hangin' in the hot tub I spied a shooting star. My wish was healthy and happy for my peeps. (I always feel like a self wish is greedy.) 'I did B with X so-and-so' or 'X reminds me of [insert friend name here]' is a daily occurrence to me.
- You are important to me.
- I wish we hung out more.
- I appreciate you just the way you are.
While it ain't a gift of booze
Be good my peeps (that includes to yourself).