Fact: The biggest and best thing that I've done (/has happened to me/I've been involved in) in that amount of time was my high school reunion in August.
I was out at night
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Mom is an RN. Before that she was a Police Officer.
Dad was a Police Officer. Before that (& ALWAYS)
a Marine. So you're damn straight this is one
of my favorite quotes.
|Super. Fucking. Cool. No?|
Another feline present:
Bloody ass egg on my deck
|SerinityRightFuckingNow, 9, 8, 7, 6...|
|Views are limited by experience.|
|You, Jon Snow, know nothing.|
A friend owns a bar in BBGville, as their
daughter started her freshman year she
took the warning to heart so much so
that she taped her drinks closed.
Q: Who's more of an expert about the
dangers and the reality of booze bein'
tampered with than someone who's a
professional on booze AND people.
Heed this shit.
You are in charge of you.
(Ok. Because, bacon. Annnnd salad shrimp.)
(As you've probably already surmised) I tote ta lee bought the Stewie lettuce. I felt a lil' like a modern day member of the Donner party as I lopped off a piece of Stewie's head for my nourishment. Maybe tomorrow, grownupping. Maybe tomorrow.
|Our 1st day together, Uncle John at 14 wks|
Bring your dog to work 2000
|Dog is my co-pilot|
I knew Uncle John dying would be terrible. Mostly because that
ass punked me on numerous occasions, like, waking up to this sight.
I, naturally started the process of freaking the fuck out, he lifted his
head and looked at me like, psych, bitch.
|Uncle John watching his 'big screen'|
|Uncle John and his friend, George|
|(Toyota MR2 Info Ya Probably Don't Care About.)|